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@toyotomi > @matoba

[ordimame]

[it takes Edamura a solid ten minutes to muster up the guts to send this text, BUT--]

You were right about that bakery. They DID give me a coupon. How often do you go there, anyway?

[keeping it. . . casual. . .]

[worldbent]

[Glances at the username............. Hideyoshi.........?]

[After a few minutes, he remembers what conversation this message must be referring to. Aha.]

Of course I was. Why would I lie about a promotion? [One to his benefit, even!!]

Well I am a Platinum member in their rewards program, after all.

[ordimame]

[maybe!!]

You really weren't lying about enjoying sweets. Eat too many and you're gonna give yourself a stomach ache.

[worldbent]

[Surely His Highness Taikou has better things to do!!]

Your concern is unnecessary, but noted.

Sugar is good for thinking.

[ordimame]

[not when he's stuck in a sex resort!!]

So you say.

[a long pause before his next reply]

I bought enough pastries for two, if you want some.

[worldbent]

Oh? To what do I owe the pleasure?

[What did you do, Edamura.]

[ordimame]

[nothing. . . that was the problem. . .]

Nothing special. You said you liked sweets, so I'm offering you sweets.

[. . .]

Since already have a three of clubs, and all that.

[worldbent]

[Wow he's shocked. Please note how utterly shocked he is after Eda swore up and down that he was taking the repeated warnings seriously.]

You are offering me compensation for my services.

Perhaps I should be tacking on a late fee.

[ordimame]

[NOOOO LEAVE HIM ALONE. . .]

Don't push your luck! I'll eat all of these by myself if I have to.

[as if he isn't the one asking for a favor??]

[worldbent]

That's an interesting threat. I didn't think you were into such strange things, but if that is what will satisfy your suit then who am I to deny my fellow man?

[Neener neener]

[ordimame]

[AAAAAH HELP!]

That wouldn't satisfy anything! Come on, have a LITTLE bit of mercy on me, would you?

[worldbent]

I'm not sure what mercy you would need to eat sweets. Perhaps you could enlighten me?

[say it, coward. SAY IT]

1/?

[ordimame]

[. . .]

[ordimame]

[mmmmmmmmggggghhhh]

[ordimame]

[MMAMSDFOAOSIDJPFOAJJ]

DONE. . .

[ordimame]

[okay. okay! fine!!]

Yes, I'm offering you pastries in exchange for your.

Services.

My suit's giving me some problems. It's not as bad as it was initially-- [because Maruki got to him first] -- but it's still.

A thing.

Are you still open to a business transaction?

[worldbent]

It isn't necessary for you to wheedle about with me.

Now, then.

Sweets are something I can satisfy just as well on my own, so that won't be necessary. Instead, I will earmark you for some future purpose, once. Food, or sex, perhaps. Nothing serious. [Stated as objective fact, not opinion] I have a few small rules, but I don't think that you will mind.

Do not touch or attempt to remove the covering over my right eye. Wear a condom if you intend to finish inside of me; I dislike mess.

Is that an agreeable deal?

[ordimame]

[. . . mmmmmm he isn't sure he likes owing this guy a random, nebulous favor. . . but it could be worse, so]

Yeah. That's agreeable.

A condom won't be necessary, though. I don't plan on going that far.

[that is one heck of an intimate act, and this isn't the time for intimacy]

[worldbent]

Oh? Too bad.

[Tehe]

Shall I come to your room, or do you prefer to use Mating Season's rental rooms?

[ordimame]

[too bad?? too bad???? is that what Matoba wanted??? now Edamura is going to overthink things!!]

Rental. . . ugh, just come to my room. It's in the basement and kind of small, but it'll work.

[worldbent]

Your room? Ah, the 3 floor. How nostalgic.

Very well. I will be there shortly.

[ordimame]

Nostalgic. . .

[well. . . Matoba did say he has plenty of three of Clubs cards, right? that's probably why]

All right, then. See you soon.

[and he will leave things there!]