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ROKUROU ᴍᴀʟᴇᴠᴏʟᴇɴᴛ ᴅɪᴄᴋ RANGETSU ([personal profile] swordhardy) wrote in [personal profile] worldbent 2024-10-29 01:10 am (UTC)

Don’t underestimate a daemon. [ he rolls his eyes, turning his body 3/4ths so that he’s blocking the exorcist from lunging forward and onto the goods. nyeh nyeh. ] I can tolerate them. Besides, do you really think you can eat this whole box alone? How much did you order this year to get all of this for free, anyway…?

[ Sticking a toe over the line, he picks up that blue box and cracks it open. He’s really going to do it just for the sake of pissing Matoba off.
What’s domestic bliss without some spice?

After lifting the cake box lid a melodic tune springs out cheerfully: Happy Birthday to Youuuuu 🎶 Happy Birthday to Youuuuuu 🎵 May Your Day Be Sweet and Creaaaammmyyyy 🎵 Happy Birthday to Youuuuuu!

Rokurou looks up, dumbfounded. ]


Is it your—?

[ Before he can finish, however, cream shoots from the tip of the birthday penis and splatters all over the side of Rokurou’s face and throat. He is silent, expression stony, as thick, rich, deliciously fragrant cream drips down his jaw and collarbone. ]

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